Tuesday, June 06, 2006

A disembodied head floats into a bar one afternoon and tells the bartender, "I'd like a beer, please." The bartender draws up a draught beer and sits it down in front of the head. The head begins to sip at its beer and with each swallow, more and more of his neck, torso, hips, arms and legs begin to appear. Soon the beer is finished and the head now has an entire body all the way to the ground. He's overjoyed at this development and orders another beer. As soon as he takes his first drink there's an audible "POOF" and he disappears completely. The bartender looks on sadly and says to the rest of his customers, "He should have quit while he was ahead."

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