Lawyer: Government says terror plans included beheading

Canadian prime minister allegedly the target

"The allegations are that my client is alleged to have been part of a plot to blow up parliament buildings in Canada, storm the CBC [Canadian Broadcasting Corp.], take over the CBC, as well as, among other things, behead the prime minister," said Gary Batasar, lawyer for defendant Steven Vikash Chand, 25.

(In a sort of flashback or homage to Jerry Seinfeld, my mind raced out the thought, 'What's with these Muslims and their beheadings these days? I mean really, what's up with that?' I guess I should go on about their women, all claiming to be Canadian citizens while fully wrapped in that heavy black Saran Wrap sort of thing their pseudo-fantasy-religion requires of them. All over the world Muslims, Islamists, whatever they're calling themselves at the moment, they're emigrating like mad from their own horrid, oppressive and ugly tyrannical countries so that they may have a better life for themselves and their families and then, they start to blow shit up. So far it seems to be a pretty good plan for them. They're hated and despised wherever they are, even by each other. WTG Muslims!)